My second ever blog.

It is going to be interesting writing these blogs without revealing anything about myself.  I don't believe it is possible.   You will inevitably discover that most of what I write here is total fiction.  Of course, I am a fiction writer, so that comes with it I guess.   Having naturally curly hair helps too;  You cannot be angry with a grumpy old man who has beautiful hair.  My brother is the short fat bald guy.

I have a full length novel coming up.  Of course, you won't like it.  Perhaps you will be kind enough to buy a copy just to be sure you don't like it though.  I am already on page 71.  NO PICTURES, you'll have to read and imagine.

It is all about all sorts of characters who - or is it whom? - beats me - never figured that one out - characters that you are already familiar with.  You might call it totally plageristical.  Pretty good word, huh?  It's as good a word as technicology and insuperior and contotally.  Try them in Scrabble.  I have used them against my brother before, he was too afeared to challengify me.

I will try to sober up and be more serious before I post again.  I was just throwing this swill out there to see if anyone was even listening, or reading, or drinking it up, as the case may be.  I suppose I am in for a pile of hate tweets now.

Does it strike anyone else as peculiar that people who tweet are actually sitting alone in a room having a conversation with their keyboard and their screen?

I am working on narrating audio books also, so I am actually talking to my own laptop.  Now that is weird.

Gnat