Something of myself and my current titles.
Good Morning!
Grandpa Grumps here. You can call me Gnat. I write children's books for adults to read. Buy one, I need the money! Get one for your dog too. They are full of double-entendre, parody and teasing. Prepare to be offended.
Being older than dirt, this blog thing is alien to me. I can't imagine why anyone would give a rat's . . . would care about what I have to say about anything, and it seems narcissistic to write all about my most excellent self. But, author central suggested it, so "WHATEV'". My books are available on Amazon. I will list them here a brief abstract:
A STORY FOR SOPHIE - The story of a little girl and an old man; the same, only different.
MASON'S GOPHER STORY - The story of a school exercise in child's logic.
THE SPELLBINDING ADVENTURES OF DON DESMONDO - A story about a boy in a sandbox with some of his parents influence and a huge imagination.
PIXIE DUST AND PINK AIRPLAINES - No, it isn't mispelled. A story of a birthday gift and a couple of sisters with imagination.
ARYA ELFNOT: CODE TALKER - The story of a little girl who speaks gibberish, and a tip of the hat to some war heroes.
THE DISASTROUS CASCADE - A book of girlish irresponsibility.
EDWIN AND THE DIRTY RAT - Why you should never smoke on an airplane.
NOELLE AND THE GOLDEN KEY - A story of frogs and princesses.
THE SECRET AMBITIONS OF CYNTHIA ANNE LYNNAE - A story of future horizons and dreams.
HARDY FENTON: SUPER SLEUTH - A toddler at play as a detective looking for answers to life's pressing problems.
ZACK R.E.: THE STORY OF A LITTLE BIRD - A very religious moral story of cows, foxes, and cowpies.
WHEN I GET HOME, I AM GOING TO PLAY WITH MY BIG BROTHER - A new family member.
Thanks, more later,
Gnat
Grandpa Grumps here. You can call me Gnat. I write children's books for adults to read. Buy one, I need the money! Get one for your dog too. They are full of double-entendre, parody and teasing. Prepare to be offended.
Being older than dirt, this blog thing is alien to me. I can't imagine why anyone would give a rat's . . . would care about what I have to say about anything, and it seems narcissistic to write all about my most excellent self. But, author central suggested it, so "WHATEV'". My books are available on Amazon. I will list them here a brief abstract:
A STORY FOR SOPHIE - The story of a little girl and an old man; the same, only different.
MASON'S GOPHER STORY - The story of a school exercise in child's logic.
THE SPELLBINDING ADVENTURES OF DON DESMONDO - A story about a boy in a sandbox with some of his parents influence and a huge imagination.
PIXIE DUST AND PINK AIRPLAINES - No, it isn't mispelled. A story of a birthday gift and a couple of sisters with imagination.
ARYA ELFNOT: CODE TALKER - The story of a little girl who speaks gibberish, and a tip of the hat to some war heroes.
THE DISASTROUS CASCADE - A book of girlish irresponsibility.
EDWIN AND THE DIRTY RAT - Why you should never smoke on an airplane.
NOELLE AND THE GOLDEN KEY - A story of frogs and princesses.
THE SECRET AMBITIONS OF CYNTHIA ANNE LYNNAE - A story of future horizons and dreams.
HARDY FENTON: SUPER SLEUTH - A toddler at play as a detective looking for answers to life's pressing problems.
ZACK R.E.: THE STORY OF A LITTLE BIRD - A very religious moral story of cows, foxes, and cowpies.
WHEN I GET HOME, I AM GOING TO PLAY WITH MY BIG BROTHER - A new family member.
Thanks, more later,
Gnat
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