Grandpa Grumps Books

It is going to be interesting writing these blogs without revealing anything about myself.  I don't believe it is possible.   You will inevitably discover that most of what I write here is total fiction.  Of course, I am a fiction writer, so that comes with it I guess.   Having naturally curly hair helps too;  You cannot be angry with a grumpy old man who has beautiful hair.  My brother is the short fat bald guy. I have a full length novel coming up.  Of course, you won't like it.  Perhaps you will be kind enough to buy a copy just to be sure you don't like it though.  I am already on page 71.  NO PICTURES, you'll have to read and imagine. It is all about all sorts of characters who - or is it whom? - beats me - never figured that one out - characters that you are already familiar with.  You might call it totally plageristical.  Pretty good word, huh?  It's as good a word as technicology and insuperior and co...

Good Morning! Grandpa Grumps here.  You can call me Gnat.   I write children's books for adults to read.  Buy one, I need the money!  Get one for your dog too.  They are full of double-entendre, parody and teasing.  Prepare to be offended. Being older than dirt, this blog thing is alien to me.  I can't imagine why anyone would give a rat's . . . would care about what I have to say about anything, and it seems narcissistic to write all about my most excellent self.   But, author central suggested it, so "WHATEV'".  My books are available on Amazon.  I will list them here a brief abstract: A STORY FOR SOPHIE - The story of a little girl and an old man; the same, only different. MASON'S GOPHER STORY - The story of a school exercise in child's logic. THE SPELLBINDING ADVENTURES OF DON DESMONDO - A story about a boy in a sandbox with some of his parents influence and a huge imagination. PIXIE DUST AND PINK AIRPLAINES ...